Cockney Rhyming Slang Tea Towels

This striking Cockney Rhyming Slang Tea Towel is guaranteed to add some fun to drying the dishes!

With illustrated translations in the style of a newspaper, combining bold silhouette and classic typography, it lists all your favourite cockney phrases including Apples & Pears (stairs), Bubble Bath (laugh), Rosy Lee (tea), and Pork Pies (lies).

Available in Charcoal/Blue or Charcoal/Orange colourways.

Please note: This product is currently available to Pre-Order, stock expected 16th March.



    Designed and handmade in Britain.

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